Annoying advert ep. 1 - Jared

This will be a recurring theme. I fucking hate stupid commercials/advertising.

This one is by the Jared jewelry store. It features a family of course, cause most annoying ads are family focused, this time the kids are hoping that their dad went to get jewelry like they said. Not only that but somehow they told him which store to visit.
A few things annoy me here. First off, what 8-10 year old kid knows the name of stores like that? Second, what man needs advice from his kids. Third, jewelry stores is maybe the easiest marketing campaigns to make. De Beers used to get it right.
The message is simple - wanna get laid? then buy her something shiny. End of fucking message.
Stop it, with the family/children nonsense.